You wake up to a surprise.
As you open your eyes from another night of binge drinking, your wife's beautiful smiling face meet yours. She's as beautiful as the time you first met her in the ghost county of Custer, Idaho smelling like rose petals. At first you thought it was a dream— until you hear your infant son cry in the other room. Your heart soon begins to race.
You quickly stand up in shock, asking yourself: "Am I losing my mind? How can this happen?" Then she asks: "Another bad dream?"
You ask yourself what next logical thing should you do next: